just a day, just an ordinary day....

here are a few glimpses of today:

1. at a viciously early time, claire walks in to find me sleeping with my leg above the covers because you know i cannot stand hot feet...she proceeds to tell me this.."you look bad with your body showing out of bed." wow. what a sweetie.

2. in my momentary attempt at organization, i made a meal plan for the week and a grocery list so that i would not have to go to family fare every day this week (not that we don't love ya, mr. pete!) we were there a longer than usual time and lauren and emma put the christmas colored cake topping things into there pants and sang loudly..."i have something in my pants, do ya wanna see?"

over and over and over and over. quality.

3. at 4 o clock i made my shaky self a peanut butter sandwich for lunch. i was multi-tasking- eating and talking to brian on the phone and cleaning up the wrapping scraps...i glance down before taking my 4th big, hungry bite to see the bread is moldy. not great for a girl with a overactive gag reflex. brian, however, thought it was quite funny.

4. at about 4:07, i became convinced that large sores were developing in my mouth as a result of the aforementioned sandwich.

5. the girls are playing downstairs with a friend and i hear lauren say, "oh, we forgot to pray for this baby!" i think to myself what sweet, innocent children i have and then i hear, "c'mon everyone, pray for this one. she's dead. she died. let's pray."
i guess you can't expect much else from the offspring of a girl who cut off her barbies hair and wrapped her in toilet paper and buried her in a shoebox in the backyard..........

i love monday.