Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
jen, jen - the birthday girl!!
happy birthday, jen!! may you feel loved on your day. may this next year be one of more sleep, better health and lots of memories!!
lh
lh
seriously dull.
i wish i had some goods for you. it's not that nothing funny has taken place...because you know it has. i don't know what is wrong with me. am i done blogging or just on hiatus? while i decide, here is a quick story:
the girls and i were at the local spectrum lab. it was super busy and i was playing a rousing game of i spy to keep the kiddos entertained and keep the book/magazine touching to a minimum. the following is true and without exaggeration- I SWEAR!!
this late sixties gentleman (if you could call him that) was sitting across from us and smiling at us. not all that unusual. lauren was having a hard time not staring (as was her mother) because he had on the tightest jean cut offs i had ever in my life seen. seriously, there was unnecessary body outlining going on. gag. gag. then he had on a tank top that hung very low under his arm pits. he topped off his scruffy beard with a veterans hat that had random additional pins on it. (think t.g.i fridays pin bling). he catches my eye, smirks and carefully pulls over his unfortunate tank top and exposes his nipple. i could not believe it. lauren turned and laid her head on my shoulder (therapy, i know). i thought "this cannot be happening. why in the world would he think i want to see that?" sure enough, he is gazing down at the sight himself, his eyes wander up and he smirks at me again, while touching it. honestly. i have never been so appalled. nasty old man. gross.
folks, that's what you get when you ask for an update. hope you ate supper already.
lh
the girls and i were at the local spectrum lab. it was super busy and i was playing a rousing game of i spy to keep the kiddos entertained and keep the book/magazine touching to a minimum. the following is true and without exaggeration- I SWEAR!!
this late sixties gentleman (if you could call him that) was sitting across from us and smiling at us. not all that unusual. lauren was having a hard time not staring (as was her mother) because he had on the tightest jean cut offs i had ever in my life seen. seriously, there was unnecessary body outlining going on. gag. gag. then he had on a tank top that hung very low under his arm pits. he topped off his scruffy beard with a veterans hat that had random additional pins on it. (think t.g.i fridays pin bling). he catches my eye, smirks and carefully pulls over his unfortunate tank top and exposes his nipple. i could not believe it. lauren turned and laid her head on my shoulder (therapy, i know). i thought "this cannot be happening. why in the world would he think i want to see that?" sure enough, he is gazing down at the sight himself, his eyes wander up and he smirks at me again, while touching it. honestly. i have never been so appalled. nasty old man. gross.
folks, that's what you get when you ask for an update. hope you ate supper already.
lh
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